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Tweak says, "the lion and the lamb"

needs moar morph (moarph) wrote,
@ 2011-06-10 22:26:00

in which morph pulls a charlie chaplan.
Note to self: Do not provide the requisite flaws and inaccuracies when entering an Elvis Look-Alike contest, or you will only come in second place. SECOND PLACE. SECOND PLACE DOES NOT PAY ENOUGH.

THIS WOULDN'T BE AN ISSUE IF A CERTAIN SCHOOL WOULD HIRE A CERTAIN YOUNG MAN TO DO A CERTAIN NUMBER OF TASKS. JS.

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	likeagazillion 2011-06-11 02:44 am UTC (link)
	What kind of tasks are we talking about, kid? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moarph 2011-06-11 03:07 am UTC (link)
	THIS COULD BE ME, MR. MADROX, SIR.. This could be me. Imagine how much less annoying I would be if I could be told to stop talking and do my job? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeagazillion 2011-06-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
	You think you could stop talking and do your job? You should fax me a resume, Morph. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moarph 2011-06-11 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I think I could talk and do my job. I'm a product of my generation. I am the definition of multitasker. Morphalicious definition makes the tasks go multi. Other dudes touch your comp and make your programs salty, I'm the M to the O to the R the P the H, I can fix your Mac so fast it's like 100 M.P.H. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeagazillion 2011-06-11 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Did you just.... did you just bust a flow over the internet to advertise your IT skills? Impressive, but fax that resume anyways and we'll see. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shutupjubilee 2011-06-11 03:35 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if I could pass for Priscilla (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moarph 2011-06-11 03:59 am UTC (link)
	Depends, will you love me tender? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shutupjubilee 2011-06-11 04:01 am UTC (link)
	ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moarph 2011-06-11 04:15 am UTC (link)
	Don't step on my blue suede shoes, Jubes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shutupjubilee 2011-06-11 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Ummmmm Something something Elvis song (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moarph 2011-06-11 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Jubes. R u srs rn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shutupjubilee 2011-06-11 05:41 am UTC (link)
	i ain't nothing but a hound dog :((((( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moarph 2011-06-11 05:52 am UTC (link)
	Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love with you, Jubilation Lee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shutupjubilee 2011-06-11 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I LOVE YUO TOO MUCH BAAAABBBY (Reply to this) (Parent)