Tweak

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Tweak says, "WHAT??"

needs moar morph (moarph) wrote,
@ 2010-09-18 13:58:00

Not to toot my own horn, but landing a job should not be this hard for an MIT grad. I guess I'm going to have to rely on one of my old fallbacks.

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	beastinside 2010-09-18 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	Did pretending to be Brad Pitt ever actually work? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moarph 2010-09-20 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Oh, mon frere, you have no idea. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beastinside 2010-09-20 03:09 am UTC (link)
	I don't think I want to know. Unless you're planning on being Brad Pitt for me, and then we should talk. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moarph 2010-09-20 03:17 am UTC (link)
	MYLES ALFRED, ARE YOU SOLICITING SEXUAL FAVORS FROM ME? I'm telling Morgan. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	beastinside 2010-09-20 03:26 am UTC (link)
	Now would I go and do something like that? (Reply to this) (Parent)

	promisedland 2010-09-20 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Idk what you expect me to do about Myles and his Brad Pitt fixation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	moarph 2010-09-24 03:16 am UTC (link)
	I just want you to be aware that I am being propositioned. Inappropriately. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	phasis 2010-09-19 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	You went to MIT? That's awesome! :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moarph 2010-09-20 03:13 am UTC (link)
	I did, and it was. Do you know how fun it is to morph into Matt Damon for split seconds so people on the campus do double takes? My guess is you probably don't, but let me tell you- It's hilarious. Plus, I learned some cool shit, too. Like how to turn a computer on. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	northmost 2010-09-19 06:03 pm UTC (link)
	Guess you are not getting your money's worth with it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moarph 2010-09-20 03:16 am UTC (link)
	I'm not! I'm having to rely on my outlandish good looks to get by in this world. Do you know how hard it is to be handsome all the time? There are brains underneath this breathtaking facade. Why won't people love my for my brains? :( (Reply to this) (Parent)

	promisedland 2010-09-20 06:06 pm UTC (link)
	Are we going to have to do some kind of feigned MIT vs Caltech thing? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	moarph 2010-09-24 03:17 am UTC (link)
	FEIGNED? WHAT DO YOU MEAN FEIGNED? OUR FRIENDSHIP HAS BEEN OVER SINCE THE DAY YOU SET FOOT ON THAT CAMPUS. (Reply to this) (Parent)